Day 1

Well today has been one of the most dramatic of my life. It's amazing.

So lets all ask ourselves a question... if you were a male and a whore, and you found out that you possibly got two girls pregnant within 10 days of eachother... what do you think you'd do?

I find it slendid that I have some Jerry Springer ish happening right before my very eyes. Gotta love small-town midwest life. :)

I personally would cry a lot if that happened to me. But, I can't say that I would be stupid enough to have sex with two people back and forth like that, and not see it coming... so i'd probably be more prepared than the idiot that I know in this situation... who was completely oblivious to the fact that the world does not revolve around his wants/needs.

Um... what else.

I have a crazy sperm donor who won't get the heck out of my life. It's fantastic. No seriously. I just wish he'd go awayyy!

and i'm super hungry lately. I want chinese food. or ice cream cake. or mangu!!! <3 mmmm